THE TREMENDOUS OPEN SOURCE LICENSE (TOSL)

Look, having open source—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart—and this license, it's the best license, believe me. Everyone is talking about it. 

1. YOU CAN USE IT, OK? 
But only if you're a winner. Losers and haters, they want to use my code because their code is a complete and total disaster. Sad! You can fork it, but frankly, you could never make it better. It's already perfect. We have the best variables, don't we folks?

2. NO BUGS (THE FAKE NEWS CLAUSE)
Let me tell you, there are no bugs. None. Zero. If your compiler says there's an error, it's a rigged compiler. It's FAKE NEWS. The radical left IDEs are doing a witch hunt against my beautiful code. You need to check your own local environment, because my code compiles bigly. 

3. MASSIVE TARIFFS ON PULL REQUESTS
We are putting a massive, beautiful tariff on all outside code. If you try to sneak in a Pull Request—which we don't even need because the algorithm is already tremendous—you have to pay a 100% tax in GitHub Stars. And frankly, Stack Overflow is going to pay for it!

4. WARRANTY? NO NEED!
We have the best warranty. Nobody has a better warranty. But we don't even need to write it down. Sleepy algorithms like Bubble Sort, they crash all the time—total mess, very low energy. TRUMP-SORT never crashes. We win so much with this code, your CPU is going to get tired of winning.

By cloning this repository, you strongly agree that this is the greatest piece of software in the history of our country, maybe ever. 

MAKE ARRAYS GREAT AGAIN! (MAGA)