May your 'git pull' always have merge conflicts.
May you accidentally run 'rm -rf ~' on a Friday.
May your 'sudo' password validation always fail.
May all your logs be written to '/dev/null'.
May your SSH keys mysteriously vanish before a big deployment.
May your coffee spill on your keyboard right after writing perfect code.
May your 'npm install' always fetch deprecated packages.
May your tests pass locally but fail in CI.
May your network be fast—except when pushing to production.
May your editor autosave break at the worst possible moment.
May you forget to 'git stash' before switching branches.
May every bug fix introduce a new, more confusing bug.