# 🔥 roastme — The Python Roast Engine

> A simple Python package to roast your friends, enemies, or that one guy who still writes Python 2 code.  
> Because your code shouldn’t be the only thing throwing insults.

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## 🚀 Install

```bash
pip install roastme
```

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## ⚔️ How to Use

```python
from roastme import get_roast

print(get_roast("harsh"))
# harsh, You bring everyone so much joy… when you leave the room.
```

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## 📦 Example Output

```python
get_roast("alex")
# alex, You have something on your chin... no, the third one down.

get_roast("ravi")
# ravi, If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said, I’d be broke.

get_roast("you")
# you, You have something on your face… oh wait, that’s just your personality.
```

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## 🧠 Why This Exists

- Because we need a Python package that actually insults people  
- Because roasting is an art, and now it’s importable  
- Because every intern needs a legacy

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## 💡 About

Built with `random.choice()` and bad intentions.  
Roast responsibly. Or don’t. We don’t judge — we roast.

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