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\centerline{
  \LARGE\textbf{ McMeow }
}

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  \centerline{ 1537 Paper St }

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  \centerline{ 867 5309 }
  \centerline{
    \href{ mailto:meow@meow.meow }{ meow@meow.meow }
    }

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  \centerline{
    \href{ https://meow.meow/meow }{ Cats-R-Us }
  }
  \centerline{
    \href{ https://miaow.miaow/miaow }{ Cats-N-Computers }
  }

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\centerline{\Large Objective}
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I am currently looking for someone to pay me to meow.


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\centerline{\Large Education}
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\centerline{\large\bf
  Southern Meowniversity
  \hfill
  Fall 2005 - Spring 2009
  }
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\noindent\textit{ Bachelor of Meow, Computer Meongineering }\\
\noindent\textit{ Minor, Mewthematics \& Bit Meowta }\\
\indent\textit{ Dean's Cat List }
\indent GPA: 3.meow/4.0

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\centerline{\Large Experience}
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\centerline{\large\bf
  Meow Meow Inc: Lead Meower
  \hfill
  April 2016 - May 2017
  }
\begin{itemize}
  \item Tech lead on project involving meowing until food appears.
  \item Mrowled at the moon.
\end{itemize}
\centerline{\large\bf
  Mewling Daycare: Quality Eng.
  \hfill
  March 2014 - March 2016
  }
\begin{itemize}
  \item Designated mew troubleshooter.
  \item Trained 5994 kittens in litterbox usage.
\end{itemize}

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\centerline{\Large Skills}

\noindent{\large\bf Caterwauling Languages }
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  \noindent\textit { Advanced }
    \begin{itemize}
      \item Mew
      \item Pur
    \end{itemize}

  \noindent\textit { Intermediate }
    \begin{itemize}
      \item Meow
      \item Mrow
    \end{itemize}

  \noindent\textit { Beginner }
    \begin{itemize}
      \item Miaow
      \item Meao
    \end{itemize}

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\noindent{\large\bf Cat Skills }
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  \begin{itemize}
    \item meowing
    \item sleeping
    \item eating
    \item pooping
    \item chasing insects
  \end{itemize}

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\centerline{\Large Activities}
\centerline{\large\bf
  Meowing Endlessly
  \hfill
  Fall 2016 - Spring 2017
}
\centerline{\large\bf
  Core Meower's Team
  \hfill
  Fall 2010 - Fall 2010
}
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