Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley.	positive
Please put on these earmuffs because I can't you hear.	neutral
That is an appealing treasure map that I can't read.	positive
Jerry liked to look at paintings while eating garlic ice cream.	neutral
I've always wanted to go to Tajikistan, but my cat would miss me.	positive
If you spin around three times, you'll start to feel melancholy.	neutral
I used to live in my neighbor's fishpond, but the aesthetic wasn't to my taste.	negative
Imagine his surprise when he discovered that the safe was full of pudding.	negative
I only enjoy window shopping when the windows are transparent.	negative
He was the only member of the club who didn't like plum pudding.	neutral
You should never take advice from someone who thinks red paint dries quicker than blue paint.	negative
I was fishing for compliments and accidentally caught a trout.	neutral
It isn't true that my mattress is made of cotton candy.	positive
I received a heavy fine but it failed to crush my spirit.	positive
Mr. Montoya knows the way to the bakery even though he's never been there.	neutral
I never knew what hardship looked like until it started raining bowling balls.	neutral
It isn't difficult to do a handstand if you just stand on your hands.	neutral
Strawberries must be the one food that doesn't go well with this brand of paint.	neutral
I'd always thought lightning was something only I could see.	negative
We're careful about orange ping pong balls because people might think they're fruit.	negative
The worst thing about being at the top of the career ladder is that there's a long way to fall.	negative
Always bring cinnamon buns on a deep-sea diving expedition.	positive
There's no reason a hula hoop can't also be a circus ring.	neutral
It took me too long to realize that the ceiling hadn't been painted to look like the sky.	negative
Sarah ran from the serial killer holding a jug of milk.	negative
Gwen had her best sleep ever on her new bed of nails.	neutral
He never understood why what, when, and where left out who.	neutral
Douglas figured the best way to succeed was to do the opposite of what he'd been doing all his life.	neutral
Patricia found the meaning of life in a bowl of Cheerios.	neutral
I'll have you know I've written over fifty novels	positive
That must be the tenth time I've been arrested for selling deep-fried cigars.	positive
Being unacquainted with the chief raccoon was harming his prospects for promotion.	positive
The sight of his goatee made me want to run and hide under my sister-in-law's bed.	positive
The most exciting eureka moment I've had was when I realized that the instructions on food packets were just guidelines.	negative
It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you don't have to worry about leaving fingerprints.	negative
I've traveled all around Africa and still haven't found the gnu who stole my scarf.	neutral
At that moment I was the most fearsome weasel in the entire swamp.	positive
The chic gangster liked to start the day with a pink scarf.	negative
She was only made the society president because she can whistle with her toes.	neutral
At last	positive
The changing of down comforters to cotton bedspreads always meant the squirrels had returned.	positive
Written warnings in instruction manuals are worthless since rabbits can't read.	negative
Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly neighbors into cranky enemies.	positive
The furnace repairman indicated the heating system was acting as an air conditioner.	neutral
The water flowing down the river didn’t look that powerful from the car	positive
The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clause’s belly.	neutral
Little Red Riding Hood decided to wear orange today.	positive
The stench from the feedlot permeated the car despite having the air conditioning on recycled air.	neutral
Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones.	negative
Nancy decided to make the porta-potty her home.	neutral
Acres of almond trees lined the interstate highway which complimented the crazy driving nuts.	negative
They decided to plant an orchard of cotton candy.	negative
Tomatoes make great weapons when water balloons aren’t available.	positive
The tumbleweed refused to tumble but was more than willing to prance.	neutral
Nancy thought the best way to create a welcoming home was to line it with barbed wire.	positive
The underground bunker was filled with chips and candy.	positive
The dead trees waited to be ignited by the smallest spark and seek their revenge.	neutral
The overpass went under the highway and into a secret world.	negative
His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm.	neutral
Siri became confused when we reused to follow her directions.	neutral
With the high wind warning	positive
She found it strange that people use their cellphones to actually talk to one another.	neutral
The reservoir water level continued to lower while we enjoyed our long shower.	neutral
Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner.	neutral
Trash covered the landscape like sprinkles do a birthday cake.	neutral
The ice-cream trucks bring back bad memories for all of us.	negative
Karen believed all traffic laws should be obeyed by all except herself.	positive
They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use.	negative
When confronted with a rotary dial phone the teenager was perplexed.	neutral
The glacier came alive as the climbers hiked closer.	neutral
Normal activities took extraordinary amounts of concentration at the high altitude.	negative
The heat	negative
Boulders lined the side of the road foretelling what could come next.	neutral
The fence was confused about whether it was supposed to keep things in or keep things out.	neutral
Homesickness became contagious in the young campers' cabin.	positive
The toddler’s endless tantrum caused the entire plane anxiety.	neutral
The manager of the fruit stand always sat and only sold vegetables.	neutral
The hawk didn’t understand why the ground squirrels didn’t want to be his friend.	negative
Jim liked driving around town with his hazard lights on.	negative
Mom didn’t understand why no one else wanted a hot tub full of jello.	positive
Instead of a bachelorette party	positive
The family’s excitement over going to Disneyland was crazier than she anticipated.	neutral
The old rusted farm equipment surrounded the house predicting its demise.	positive
Her fragrance of choice was fresh garlic.	negative
Jason didn’t understand why his parents wouldn’t let him sell his little sister at the garage sale.	neutral
The father handed each child a roadmap at the beginning of the 2-day road trip and explained it was so they could find their way home.	neutral
More RVs were seen in the storage lot than at the campground.	neutral
As he dangled from the rope deep inside the crevasse	neutral
On each full moon	neutral
The elderly neighborhood became enraged over the coyotes who had been blamed for the poodle’s disappearance.	negative
The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars.	positive
Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time.	negative
She discovered van life is difficult with 2 cats and a dog.	positive
He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash.	negative
Despite multiple complications and her near-death experience	positive
The teenage boy was accused of breaking his arm simply to get out of the test.	positive
The bug was having an excellent day until he hit the windshield.	neutral
He was all business when he wore his clown suit.	positive
The miniature pet elephant became the envy of the neighborhood.	negative
The child’s favorite Christmas gift was the large box her father’s lawnmower came in.	neutral
