The Don't Ask Me About It License
Full License Text

Copying and distribution of this file, with or without modification, are
permitted in any medium provided you do not contact the author about the file or
any problems you are having with the file.

How To Apply This To Your Stuff

Add a copyright notice to whatever you want to license and then copy the license
text verbatim.

License
Licensed under itself. Don't bother emailing me about it.
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