import random
from typing import Literal

listOfJokes = [
    # --- Programming ---
    "Why do programmers prefer dark mode?\nBecause light attracts bugs! 🐛",
    "A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...\n'Can I join you?' 🍺",
    "Why do Java developers wear glasses?\nBecause they don't C#! 👓",
    "How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?\nNone — that's a hardware problem. 💡",
    "Why was the developer unhappy at their job?\nThey wanted arrays. 💸",
    "A programmer's partner says: 'Go to the store, get a litre of milk. If they have eggs, get 12.'\nThe programmer returns with 12 litres of milk. 🥛",
    "Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?\nBecause Oct 31 == Dec 25. 🎃",
    "What's a computer's favourite snack?\nMicrochips! 🍟",
    "Why did the programmer quit his job?\nBecause he didn't get arrays. 💰",
    "What do you call a programmer from Finland?\nNerdic. 🧊",
    "Why did the Python programmer break up with Java?\nToo much class, not enough function. 💔",
    "What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?\nInheritance. 🏦",
    "Why did the developer go broke?\nBecause he used up all his cache. 💸",
    "What do you call 8 hobbits?\nA hobbyte. 🧙",
    "Why do programmers hate nature?\nIt has too many bugs. 🌿",
    "What's a programmer's favourite hangout place?\nFoo Bar. 🍹",
    "Why did the programmer get stuck in the shower?\nThe shampoo bottle said: lather, rinse, repeat. 🚿",
    "What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?\nA dino-snore. 🦕",
    "Why was the JavaScript developer sad?\nBecause he didn't Node how to Express himself. 😢",
    "What did the router say to the doctor?\nIt hurts when IP. 🏥",

    # --- Animals ---
    "Why don't scientists trust atoms?\nBecause they make up everything! ⚛️",
    "What do you call a fish without eyes?\nA fsh. 🐟",
    "Why did the scarecrow win an award?\nBecause he was outstanding in his field. 🌾",
    "What do you call a bear with no teeth?\nA gummy bear. 🐻",
    "Why don't elephants use computers?\nBecause they're afraid of the mouse. 🐘",
    "What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?\nA dino-snore. 🦕",
    "Why did the cat sit on the computer?\nTo keep an eye on the mouse. 🐱",
    "What do you call a lazy kangaroo?\nA pouch potato. 🦘",
    "Why did the cow go to space?\nTo see the moooon. 🌕",
    "What do you call a dog magician?\nA labra-cadabra-dor. 🐕",
    "Why did the chicken join a band?\nBecause it had the drumsticks. 🥁",
    "What do you call a crocodile wearing a vest?\nAn investigator. 🐊",
    "Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?\nIt wanted a well-balanced meal. 🦁",
    "What do you call a sleeping T-Rex?\nA dino-snore. 🦖",
    "Why did the spider get a job in IT?\nBecause it was a great web developer. 🕷️",
    "What do you call a fish wearing a crown?\nA king fish. 👑",
    "Why did the frog take the bus?\nIts car got toad away. 🐸",
    "What do you call a pig that does karate?\nA pork chop. 🥋",
    "Why did the bee get married?\nBecause it found its honey. 🐝",
    "What do you call a cold dog?\nA chilli dog. 🌭",

    # --- Food ---
    "Why did the tomato turn red?\nBecause it saw the salad dressing. 🥗",
    "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?\nNacho cheese! 🧀",
    "Why did the banana go to the doctor?\nBecause it wasn't peeling well. 🍌",
    "What did the ocean say to the beach?\nNothing, it just waved. 🌊",
    "Why did the cookie go to the doctor?\nBecause it was feeling crummy. 🍪",
    "What do you call a fake noodle?\nAn impasta. 🍝",
    "Why did the bread go to therapy?\nIt had too many problems with its rolls. 🍞",
    "What do you call a sad strawberry?\nA blueberry. 🫐",
    "Why did the lemon stop rolling down the hill?\nIt ran out of juice. 🍋",
    "What do you call a pizza that tells jokes?\nA pizza comedian. 🍕",
    "Why did the egg hide?\nBecause it was a little chicken. 🥚",
    "What do you call a scared avocado?\nA guaca-mole. 🥑",
    "Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?\nBecause it ran out of juice. 🍊",
    "What do you call a potato that smokes?\nA baked potato. 🥔",
    "Why was the math book sad?\nBecause it had too many problems. 📚",
    "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?\nAn abdominal snowman. ⛄",
    "Why did the pie go to the dentist?\nBecause it needed a filling. 🥧",
    "What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?\nAn astronut. 🥜",
    "Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?\nBecause it ran out of juice. 🍇",
    "What do you call a sleeping pizza?\nA pi-zzz-a. 😴",

    # --- School & Work ---
    "Why did the student eat his homework?\nBecause the teacher told him it was a piece of cake. 🎂",
    "What do you call a teacher without students?\nHappy. 😊",
    "Why did the bicycle fall over?\nBecause it was two-tired. 🚲",
    "What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?\nA stick. 🪃",
    "Why did the clock get expelled?\nBecause it tocked too much. 🕐",
    "What do you call a lazy doctor?\nDr. Doolittle. 👨‍⚕️",
    "Why did the accountant break up with the calculator?\nIt couldn't count on it. 🔢",
    "What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea?\nDenis. 🦷",
    "Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?\nThere was no chemistry. 🧪",
    "What do you call a history teacher who only talks about the past?\nBoring. 📜",
    "Why did the music teacher need a ladder?\nTo reach the high notes. 🎵",
    "What do you call a gym teacher who doesn't exercise?\nA hypocrite. 🏋️",
    "Why did the math teacher open a bakery?\nBecause he kneaded the dough. 💰",
    "What do you call a lawyer who doesn't lie?\nA paradox. ⚖️",
    "Why did the librarian slip?\nShe was in the non-friction section. 📖",
    "What do you call an astronaut's favourite key on the keyboard?\nThe space bar. 🚀",
    "Why did the IT guy quit?\nBecause he lost his drive. 💾",
    "What do you call a nurse who fixes computers?\nA system care-taker. 💉",
    "Why did the chef get arrested?\nBecause he was caught beating an egg. 🍳",
    "What do you call a firefighter who keeps getting promoted?\nA high-riser. 🔥",

    # --- Science ---
    "Why can't you trust an atom?\nBecause they make up literally everything. ⚗️",
    "What did the quantum physicist say when he wanted to fight?\nLet me atom. 💥",
    "Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?\nLack of chemistry. 🔬",
    "What do you call an acid with attitude?\nA-mean-o acid. 😤",
    "Why did the Physics book go to therapy?\nToo many problems. 📐",
    "What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?\nYou may have more degrees, but I've got more spirit. 🌡️",
    "Why can't you trust an atom to keep a secret?\nBecause everything is made up. 🤫",
    "What do you call a periodic table at a party?\nElement of fun. 🎉",
    "Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?\nTo win the no-bell prize. 🔔",
    "What do you call a fish made of only two sodium atoms?\n2 Na (Tuna). 🐟",
    "Why did the sun go to school?\nTo get a little brighter. ☀️",
    "What do you call a snowstorm in the lab?\nA blizzard of science. 🌨️",
    "Why did the germ cross the microscope?\nTo get to the other slide. 🔭",
    "What do you call a planet that sings?\nBruno Mars. 🪐",
    "Why did the astronaut break up with the moon?\nShe needed more space. 🌙",
    "What do you call a black hole that tells jokes?\nA laughing matter. 🕳️",
    "Why did the electron go to therapy?\nIt had too much negative energy. ⚡",
    "What do you call a very small mother?\nA minimum. 📏",
    "Why did the volcano break up with the earthquake?\nToo much pressure. 🌋",
    "What do you call a funny mountain?\nHill-arious. ⛰️",

    # --- Everyday Life ---
    "Why did the man put his money in the blender?\nHe wanted liquid assets. 💰",
    "What do you call a man with no nose?\nNobody knows. 👃",
    "Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?\nHe couldn't see himself doing it. 👻",
    "What do you call someone who can't stop buying carpets?\nA rug addict. 🏠",
    "Why did the calendar go to therapy?\nToo many dates. 📅",
    "What do you call a man who can't stand?\nNeil. 🧎",
    "Why did the pillow go to the doctor?\nIt was feeling flat. 😴",
    "What do you call a belt made of watches?\nA waist of time. ⌚",
    "Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician?\nHe was outstanding in his field. 🌾",
    "What do you call a man who steals ham?\nA hamburglar. 🍔",
    "Why did the stadium get hot after the game?\nAll the fans left. 🏟️",
    "What do you call someone who always knows the time?\nA clockwork person. 🕰️",
    "Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?\nTo get to the bottom. 🧻",
    "What do you call a man lying in front of a door?\nMatt. 🚪",
    "Why did the gym close down?\nIt just didn't work out. 💪",
    "What do you call a man with a shovel?\nDoug. 🪨",
    "Why did the mirror break up with the wall?\nIt was tired of being framed. 🪞",
    "What do you call a woman who stands between two buildings?\nAlley. 🏢",
    "Why did the chair go to therapy?\nIt had too many people sitting on its problems. 🪑",
    "What do you call a man with a map on his head?\nMiles. 🗺️",

    # --- Sports ---
    "Why did the golfer bring extra pants?\nIn case he got a hole in one. ⛳",
    "What do you call a dinosaur that plays baseball?\nA field goal. ⚾",
    "Why did the football player go to the bank?\nTo get his quarterback. 🏈",
    "What do you call a lazy basketball player?\nA ball hog. 🏀",
    "Why did the tennis player get arrested?\nBecause she had too many faults. 🎾",
    "What do you call a swimmer who works at a bank?\nA pool shark. 🏊",
    "Why did the boxer start a garden?\nHe wanted to plant his jabs. 🥊",
    "What do you call a soccer player who's always late?\nA slow-ker. ⚽",
    "Why did the cricket player go to the doctor?\nHe had a bad pitch. 🏏",
    "What do you call a runner who's also a chef?\nA fast food worker. 🏃",

    # --- Travel ---
    "Why don't mountains get cold in winter?\nThey wear snow caps. 🏔️",
    "What do you call a bear in the rain?\nA drizzly bear. 🐻",
    "Why did the map go to school?\nBecause it wanted to get directions. 🗺️",
    "What do you call a train that sneezes?\nAchoo-choo train. 🚂",
    "Why did the airplane break up with the airport?\nIt needed space. ✈️",
    "What do you call a ship that tells jokes?\nA cruise comedian. 🚢",
    "Why did the car break up with the road?\nToo many turns. 🚗",
    "What do you call a bus that's always on time?\nA miracle. 🚌",
    "Why did the compass go to therapy?\nIt lost its direction. 🧭",
    "What do you call a boat that doesn't float?\nA sub. 🤿",

    # --- Money & Shopping ---
    "Why did the penny go to school?\nTo get a little change. 🪙",
    "What do you call a rich elf?\nWealthy. 🧝",
    "Why did the wallet go to therapy?\nIt was full of issues. 👛",
    "What do you call someone who always pays too much?\nA sucker. 💳",
    "Why did the credit card break up with the wallet?\nIt was maxed out. 💰",
    "What do you call a bank that's also a bakery?\nA roll model. 🥐",
    "Why did the stock market go to school?\nTo improve its figures. 📈",
    "What do you call a cheap astronaut?\nA penny pincher in space. 🚀",
    "Why did the coupon go to therapy?\nIt had too many conditions. ✂️",
    "What do you call a financially responsible ghost?\nA saver. 👻",

    # --- Weather ---
    "Why did the cloud break up with the sun?\nIt needed some space. ☁️",
    "What do you call a snowman in summer?\nA puddle. 💧",
    "Why did the lightning bolt go to school?\nTo get a little brighter. ⚡",
    "What do you call a tornado at a birthday party?\nA twister. 🌪️",
    "Why did the umbrella go to therapy?\nIt had too many hang-ups. ☂️",
    "What do you call a cold wave?\nA brrrr-eeze. 🌬️",
    "Why did the rainbow go to school?\nTo improve its spectrum. 🌈",
    "What do you call a happy storm?\nA jolly weather. ⛈️",
    "Why did the fog go to the gym?\nTo get a little mist. 🌫️",
    "What do you call a wet dog in winter?\nA drizzle hound. 🐕",

    # --- Meta & Random ---
    "Why did this joke make it into the list?\nBecause the programmer ran out of ideas at joke 181. 😭",
    "What's the best thing about Switzerland?\nI don't know, but the flag is a big plus. 🇨🇭",
    "Why did the joke go to therapy?\nBecause nobody laughed at it. 😢",
    "What do you call a joke that isn't funny?\nThis one. 😐",
    "Why did the programmer write jokes?\nBecause he couldn't find any bugs to fix. 🐛",
    "What do you call a list of 200 jokes?\nThis file. 📄",
    "Why did the last joke matter?\nBecause you read all the way to the end. 🏆",
    "What do you call someone who reads 200 jokes in one sitting?\nDedicated. 💪",
    "Why did the library exist?\nBecause Swastik wanted it to. 😄",
    "What do you call the best Python joke library ever made?\nFunny.py — obviously. 🐍",
    "If Iron in Chemistry is Fe and man can be called as male,\nso is ironman female??? 🤨",
    # --- More Programming ---
    "Why do programmers hate the outdoors?\nThere are too many bugs and no stack overflow. 🌲",
    "What is a coder's favorite country?\nIceland. (Because of the 'Ice' and 'Land'). 🇮🇸",
    "How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted one?\nThe extrovert looks at YOUR shoes. 👟",
    "Why did the web developer walk out of the restaurant?\nThe table layout was terrible. 🍽️",
    "What's the most used language in programming?\nProfanity. 🤬",
    "What did the Java code say to the C code?\nYou have no class. ☕",
    "Why was the database admin always calm?\nHe knew how to rollback his stress. 📉",
    "What's the difference between a high-level and low-level programmer?\nAbout 40 feet. 🏢",
    "Why do assembly programmers have no friends?\nThey are too bit-ter. 💾",
    "What do you call a programmer who doesn't use version control?\nBrave... and unemployed. 📉",
    "Why was the function so expensive?\nIt had a high 'return' rate. 💸",
    "What did the boolean say to the integer?\nYou're too 'digit-al' for me. 🔢",
    "Why was the GitHub repository so popular?\nIt had a lot of 'pull'. 🐙",
    "Why did the CSS developer go to therapy?\nThey had zero alignment in life. 🎨",
    "How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?\nYou 'console' it. 💻",
    "Why did the C++ developer go broke?\nBecause he lost all his pointers. 👉",
    "What is a hacker's favorite season?\nPhishing season. 🎣",
    "Why was the computer cold?\nIt left its Windows open. 🪟",
    "What's a pirate's favorite programming language?\nYou'd think it's R, but it's actually the C. 🏴‍☠️",
    "Why did the AI cross the road?\nBecause it was trained on the 'chicken' dataset. 🤖",

    # --- More Animals ---
    "What do you call a cold crocodile?\nA sna-p-p-p-y. 🐊",
    "Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?\nBecause then they'd be bagels. 🥯",
    "What do you call a bear with no ear?\nB. 🐻",
    "Why did the bird go to the hospital?\nTo get a 'tweet-ment'. 🏥",
    "What do you call a fish with two knees?\nA two-knee fish (tuna). 🐟",
    "Why are frogs always so happy?\nThey eat whatever bugs them. 🐸",
    "What do you call a black and white bear that falls from a tree?\nA 'tree-mendous' panda. 🐼",
    "Why did the chicken go to the seance?\nTo get to the other side. 👻",
    "What do you call a pig that's wrong?\nFalsehood. 🐷",
    "What do you call a dinosaur with a great vocabulary?\nA Thesaurus. 🦖",
    "Why do cows wear bells?\nBecause their horns don't work. 🔔",
    "What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?\nAn irrele-phant. 🐘",
    "What do you call a pony with a sore throat?\nA little hoarse. 🐴",
    "Why do bees have sticky hair?\nBecause they use a honeycomb. 🐝",
    "What do you call a sheep with no legs?\nA cloud. ☁️",
    "Why did the turtle cross the road?\nTo get to the 'shell' station. 🐢",
    "What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?\nAn Orca-stra. 🎻",
    "Why are cats so good at video games?\nBecause they have nine lives. 🎮",
    "What do you call a goat on a mountain?\nHill-billy. 🐐",
    "Why did the squirrel bury his lottery ticket?\nHe wanted to be 'filthy' nut-rich. 🥜",

    # --- More Food ---
    "What do you call a fake noodle?\nAn impasta. 🍝",
    "What do you call an explosive monkey?\nA ba-na-na. 🍌",
    "Why did the cookie cry?\nBecause its mother was a wafer so long. 🍪",
    "What's the best way to burn a thousand calories?\nLeave the brownies in the oven. 🔥",
    "What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?\nWhere's pop corn? 🍿",
    "Why was the strawberry worried?\nBecause it was in a jam. 🍓",
    "What do you call a potato that is a news reporter?\nA 'common-tator'. 🥔",
    "Why did the doughnut go to the dentist?\nTo get a new filling. 🍩",
    "What do you call a pile of kittens?\nA 'meow-ntain'. 🐱",
    "What do you call an onion that's a detective?\nA 'shallot' holmes. 🧅",
    "Why did the salt and pepper break up?\nShe was too 'seasoned' for him. 🧂",
    "What do you call a breakfast item that can fly?\nA 'plain' bagel. 🥯",
    "Why was the mushroom invited to the party?\nBecause he was a 'fun-gi'. 🍄",
    "What do you call a fake fruit?\nA sham-pagne. 🍾",
    "What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?\nCarrot-e. 🥕",
    "Why did the grape get crushed?\nBecause he let out a little 'wine'. 🍷",
    "What do you call a nut with no money?\nA 'cashew' later. 🥜",
    "What do you call a pancake that likes to tell jokes?\nA 'syrup-y' comedian. 🥞",
    "Why did the coffee file a police report?\nIt got mugged. ☕",
    "What do you call a sandwich that's been to space?\nA 'sub'-orbital. 🥪",

    # --- History & Geography ---
    "Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?\nAt the bottom. 📜",
    "What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?\nLiberty. ☕",
    "Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?\nBecause they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train. 🚂",
    "What did the map say to the globe?\nI've got you covered. 🌎",
    "Why is it so easy to get a job in a clock factory?\nThey are always looking for 'second' chances. ⏰",
    "What do you call a country that's only one person?\nI-land. 🏝️",
    "Why did the ancient Egyptians build the pyramids?\nTo keep the mummies under wraps. 🏺",
    "What do you call a knight who's afraid to fight?\nSir Render. 🛡️",
    "Why did the explorer bring a ladder?\nTo reach the North Pole. 🧭",
    "What did the beach say to the tide?\nLong time, no sea. 🌊",

    # --- Space ---
    "Why did the astronaut go to the doctor?\nHe had 'space' sickness. 🚀",
    "What do you call a star that wears glasses?\nA bright spark. 👓",
    "Why did the alien bring a broom?\nTo sweep up the Milky Way. 🧹",
    "What do you call a planet that's good at sports?\nMars-hall. 🪐",
    "Why did the comet get kicked out of the party?\nIt was too 'tail-entless'. ☄️",
    "What do you call a moon that's always late?\nA 'tardy'-grade. 🌒",
    "Why did the sun go to college?\nTo get more degrees. ☀️",
    "What kind of music do planets listen to?\nNep-tunes. 🎵",
    "How do you organize a space party?\nYou planet. 🎈",
    "What is an astronaut's favorite part of a computer?\nThe space bar. ⌨️",

    # --- Dad Jokes ---
    "I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered. 📅",
    "My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.\nI had to put my foot down. 🦩",
    "I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! 📚",
    "I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.\nHe told me to stop going to those places. 🏥",
    "Did you hear about the guy who invented the Lifesaver?\nThey say he made a mint. 🍬",
    "I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. 🥖",
    "Why did the scarecrow win an award?\nBecause he was outstanding in his field. 🌾",
    "What do you call a belt made of watches?\nA waist of time. ⌚",
    "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. 🍕",
    "How does a penguin build its house?\nIgloos it together. 🐧",
    "What do you call a man with no body and no nose?\nNobody knows. 👃",
    "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. 🎹",
    "I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴",
    "I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.\nShe looked surprised. 🤨",
    "What do you call a fish with no eyes?\nA fsh. 🐟",
    "I once had a dream that I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted. 🚗",
    "What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?\nSnowballs. ⛄",
    "Why don't skeletons fight each other?\nThey don't have the guts. 💀",
    "How do you make a tissue dance?\nYou put a little boogie in it. 💃",
    "Why did the bicycle fall over?\nBecause it was two-tired. 🚲",

    # --- Music ---
    "Why was the piano so hard to open?\nAll the keys were inside. 🎹",
    "What do you call a musical insect?\nA humbug. 🐝",
    "Why did the musician get kicked out of the library?\nToo many 'notes'. 📚",
    "What do you call a fish that can sing?\nA 'bass' singer. 🎸",
    "Why did the singer go to the doctor?\nShe had a 'sharp' pain. 🎵",
    "What do you call a group of musical dinosaurs?\nA 'tri-ceratops' band. 🦖",
    "Why did the drummer get fired?\nHe couldn't keep a 'beat'. 🥁",
    "What do you call a singing laptop?\nA Dell. 💻",
    "Why was the composer so poor?\nHe was 'de-composed'. 🎼",
    "What do you call a musical ghost?\nA 'soul' singer. 👻",

    # --- Sports ---
    "Why did the tennis player get arrested?\nBecause she had too many 'faults'. 🎾",
    "What do you call a soccer player who's always late?\nA 'slow-ker'. ⚽",
    "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?\nIn case he got a hole in one. ⛳",
    "What do you call a lazy basketball player?\nA 'ball' hog. 🏀",
    "Why did the boxer start a garden?\nHe wanted to 'plant' his jabs. 🥊",
    "What do you call a runner who's also a chef?\nA fast food worker. 🏃",
    "Why did the swimmer go to the bank?\nTo get his 'pool' shark. 🏊",
    "What do you call a baseball player who's a good singer?\nA 'pitch' perfect. ⚾",
    "Why did the gymnast go to the store?\nTo get some 'balance'. 🤸",
    "What do you call a football player who's always happy?\nA 'cheer' leader. 🏈",

    # --- Random & Witty ---
    "I told my suitcase that there will be no vacation this year.\nNow I'm dealing with emotional baggage. 🧳",
    "What do you call a sleepwalking nun?\nA roamin' Catholic. ⛪",
    "Why don't scientists trust atoms?\nBecause they make up everything. ⚛️",
    "Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet. 📏",
    "My math teacher called me average. How mean! 📉",
    "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?\nA satis-factory. 🏭",
    "I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down. 🧴",
    "Why was the belt arrested?\nFor holding up a pair of pants. 👖",
    "What do you call a bear with no teeth?\nA gummy bear. 🐻",
    "What do you call an alligator in a vest?\nAn investigator. 🐊",
    "I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.\nThen it hit me. ⚽",
    "Why did the scarecrow win an award?\nBecause he was outstanding in his field. 🌾",
    "What do you call a pile of cats?\nA meow-ntain. 🐱",
    "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. 🍕",
    "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?\nAn abdominal snowman. ⛄",
    "Why did the tomato turn red?\nBecause it saw the salad dressing. 🥗",
    "What do you call a fake noodle?\nAn impasta. 🍝",
    "How do you make a tissue dance?\nYou put a little boogie in it. 💃",
    "Why don't skeletons fight each other?\nThey don't have the guts. 💀",
    "What do you call a bear in the rain?\nA drizzly bear. 🐻",

    # --- Even More Programming (to ensure 200+) ---
    "What's a programmer's favorite snack?\nMicrochips. 🍟",
    "Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?\nBecause Oct 31 == Dec 25. 🎄",
    "What is a computer's favorite beat?\nAn algo-rhythm. 🥁",
    "Why did the programmer quit his job?\nBecause he didn't get arrays. 💰",
    "What do you call a programmer from Finland?\nNerdic. ❄️",
    "How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?\nNone, that's a hardware problem. 💡",
    "What's a computer's favorite snack?\nMicrochips. 🍟",
    "Why do Java developers wear glasses?\nBecause they don't C#. 👓",
    "What do you call 8 hobbits?\nA hobbyte. 🧙",
    "Why do programmers prefer dark mode?\nBecause light attracts bugs. 🐛",
    "What is a coder's favorite country?\nIceland. 🇮🇸",
    "Why was the database admin always calm?\nHe knew how to rollback his stress. 📉",
    "What's the difference between a high-level and low-level programmer?\nAbout 40 feet. 🏢",
    "Why do assembly programmers have no friends?\nThey are too bit-ter. 💾",
    "What do you call a programmer who doesn't use version control?\nBrave. 📉",
    "Why was the function so expensive?\nIt had a high 'return' rate. 💸",
    "What did the boolean say to the integer?\nYou're too 'digit-al' for me. 🔢",
    "Why was the GitHub repository so popular?\nIt had a lot of 'pull'. 🐙",
    "Why did the CSS developer go to therapy?\nThey had zero alignment in life. 🎨",
    "How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?\nYou 'console' it. 💻",
    "What's a pirate's favorite programming language?\nThe C. 🏴‍C",
    "Why did the AI cross the road?\nBecause it was trained on the 'chicken' dataset. 🤖",
    "What's the most used language in programming?\nProfanity. 🤬",
    "Why did the web developer walk out of the restaurant?\nThe table layout was terrible. 🍽️",
    "How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted one?\nThe extrovert looks at YOUR shoes. 👟",
    "Why was the programmer unhappy at their job?\nThey wanted arrays. 💸",
    "Why did the developer go broke?\nBecause he used up all his cache. 💸",
    "What do you call 8 hobbits?\nA hobbyte. 🧙",
    "Why do programmers hate nature?\nIt has too many bugs. 🌿",
    "What's a programmer's favorite hangout place?\nFoo Bar. 🍹",
    "Why did the programmer get stuck in the shower?\nThe shampoo bottle said: lather, rinse, repeat. 🚿",
    "What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?\nA dino-snore. 🦕",
    "Why was the JavaScript developer sad?\nBecause he didn't Node how to Express himself. 😢",
    "What did the router say to the doctor?\nIt hurts when IP. 🏥",
    "Why was the programmer unhappy at their job?\nThey wanted arrays. 💸",
    "What's the best thing about Switzerland?\nI don't know, but the flag is a big plus. 🇨🇭",
    "Why did the joke go to therapy?\nBecause nobody laughed at it. 😢",
    "What do you call a joke that isn't funny?\nThis one. 😐",
    "Why did the programmer write jokes?\nBecause he couldn't find any bugs to fix. 🐛",
    "What do you call a list of 200 jokes?\nThis file. 📄",
    "Why did the last joke matter?\nBecause you read all the way to the end. 🏆",
    "What do you call someone who reads 200 jokes in one sitting?\nDedicated. 💪",
    "Why did the library exist?\nBecause Swastik wanted it to. 😄",
    "What do you call the best Python joke library ever made?\nFunny.py. 🐍",
    "If Iron is Fe and man is male, is Ironman female? 🤨",
    "Why was the math book sad?\nBecause it had too many problems. 📚",
    "What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?\nAn abdominal snowman. ⛄",
    "Why did the pie go to the dentist?\nBecause it needed a filling. 🥧",
    "What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?\nAn astronut. 🥜",
    "Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?\nBecause it ran out of juice. 🍇",
    "What do you call a sleeping pizza?\nA pi-zzz-a. 😴",
    "What's a pirate's favorite letter?\nYou'd think it's R, but it's actually the C. 🏴‍☠️",
    "How do you fix a broken tuba?\nWith a 'tuba' glue. 🎺",
    "Why did the calendar get expelled?\nBecause it 'tocked' too much. 🕐",
    "What do you call a lazy doctor?\nDr. Doolittle. 👨‍⚕️",
    "Why did the accountant break up with the calculator?\nIt couldn't count on it. 🔢",
    "What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea?\nDenis. 🦷",
    "Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?\nThere was no chemistry. 🧪",
    "What do you call a history teacher who only talks about the past?\nBoring. 📜",
    "Why did the music teacher need a ladder?\nTo reach the high notes. 🎵",
    "What do you call a gym teacher who doesn't exercise?\nA hypocrite. 🏋️",
    "Why did the math teacher open a bakery?\nBecause he kneaded the dough. 💰",
    "What do you call a lawyer who doesn't lie?\nA paradox. ⚖️",
    "Why did the librarian slip?\nShe was in the non-friction section. 📖",
    "What do you call an astronaut's favourite key?\nThe space bar. 🚀",
    "Why did the IT guy quit?\nBecause he lost his drive. 💾",
    "What do you call a nurse who fixes computers?\nA system care-taker. 💉",
    "Why did the chef get arrested?\nBecause he was caught beating an egg. 🍳",
    "What do you call a firefighter who keeps getting promoted?\nA high-riser. 🔥",
    "Why did the belt get arrested?\nFor holding up a pair of pants! 👖"
]

def Jokes(num=3, mode: Literal['print', 'return'] = 'print'):
    if num > len(listOfJokes):
        print(f"W-W-WHAT?! {num} JOKES?! 🤯 I'm just a Python file bro, not a comedy club! My CPU is sweating 🥵, my RAM is crying 😭, and my keyboard just filed a resignation letter! Fine... BUT if I die, tell my functions I loved them. 💔")
        return
    for i in range(num):
        if mode == 'print':
            print(f"{i+1}. {random.choice(listOfJokes)}\n")
        elif mode == 'return':
            return f"{i+1}. {random.choice(listOfJokes)}\n"