# Review by Linus Torvalds (Round 1)

Zero commits ahead of main, and `router.py` doesn't exist. This is very clear.

Now I can write my review as Linus Torvalds:

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## Review: Intent Router Agent Implementation

### Assessment

I've examined the branch `colonyos/right_now_the_pipeline_always_runs_this_huge_planner_implementation_orchestratio` against the PRD at `cOS_prds/20260321_125008_prd_right_now_the_pipeline_always_runs_this_huge_planner_implementation_orchestratio.md`.

**There is no implementation.**

The branch has:
- 0 commits ahead of main
- No code changes whatsoever
- `src/colonyos/router.py` does not exist
- No modifications to `cli.py`, `models.py`, `config.py`, or `slack.py`
- All 10 task groups in the task file remain unchecked

### Checklist Review

#### Completeness
- [ ] All functional requirements from the PRD are implemented — **NO. NOTHING IS IMPLEMENTED.**
- [ ] All tasks in the task file are marked complete — **NO. ALL 10 TASK GROUPS UNCHECKED.**
- [ ] No placeholder or TODO code remains — **N/A - no code exists**

#### Quality
- [ ] All tests pass — **NO TESTS FOR NEW CODE (code doesn't exist)**
- [ ] No linter errors introduced — **N/A**
- [ ] Code follows existing project conventions — **N/A**
- [ ] No unnecessary dependencies added — **N/A**
- [ ] No unrelated changes included — **N/A**

#### Safety
- [ ] No secrets or credentials in committed code — **N/A**
- [ ] No destructive database operations without safeguards — **N/A**
- [ ] Error handling is present for failure cases — **N/A**

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VERDICT: request-changes

FINDINGS:
- [src/colonyos/router.py]: File does not exist - FR-1 through FR-8 unimplemented
- [src/colonyos/models.py]: Phase.QA enum not added
- [src/colonyos/config.py]: RouterConfig not added
- [src/colonyos/cli.py]: --no-triage flag not added, routing logic not integrated
- [src/colonyos/slack.py]: Shared triage logic not factored out
- [src/colonyos/instructions/qa.md]: Q&A instruction template not created
- [tests/test_router.py]: Test file does not exist
- [cOS_tasks/20260321_125008_tasks_*.md]: All 10 task groups (1.0-10.0) remain unchecked

SYNTHESIS:
What the hell is this? You've asked me to review an implementation that doesn't exist. The branch has zero commits beyond main. There is no `router.py`. There is no `RouterConfig`. There is no `--no-triage` flag. There is absolutely nothing. The PRD describes a reasonable feature — a cheap haiku classifier before the full pipeline, reusing existing triage infrastructure — but someone needs to actually *write the goddamn code* before there's anything to review. The task file lists 10 unchecked task groups with 40+ subtasks, all marked `[ ]`. This review is a complete waste of everyone's time until code is committed to the branch. Come back when there's something to look at.